The Democratic National Convention has certainly kept me busy!! Don’t misunderstand me, not because I’m at the convention, or even in Denver, it has just been a busy week….
I plan to announce my Vice Presidential running mate in early 2009. Preferably someone with viral marketing experience.
By the way, my campaign theme song just came to me
Hey PaulO (It’s OB for P)
( To the tune of Hey Leonardo )
You don’t care about my vision
You don’t care about my political experience
And that’s real good ’cause I don’t got alot of it
But if I did it wouldn’t mean nothin’
It’s OB for P
Not because I look like Paul Pfeiffer
With the charm of Robert Redford oozing out my ears
But what you see
Are my faults and indecisions
My insecure conditions
And the tears upon the pillow that I shed
You don’t care about my big screen
Or my Netflix subscription
Things like that just never mattered much to you
Plus you don’t watch to much t.v.
And you don’t care that I can manage
Programs with names like S.E.M.
But if you really wants to know
I think deep down you know that
All we have to say is Washington
It’s OB for P
Not because I hang with Brito
Or that guy who played in “Terminator”
I think his name is Arnold
I’m the one for you
And you just can’t live without me
My arms are here to help you
And I’m so glad I found my true calling
And I’m so glad I found my true calling
Yeah, I’m so glad I found my true calling
Gazing at the ceiling of the White House
As we entertain our schemes in the dark
The things that we’re afraid of are gonna show us
What we’re made of in the end
[break]
It’s OB for P
Not because I sing like Eliot
Or because you think I’m such a hottie
I like America for you
Not because she’s phat like Barack Obama
Or McCain who’s got so much to offer
Why not place your vote this year with me?
There must be something there that I can be
President P
It’s OB for P
Not because I’m tough like George W
Make you laugh just like George C
Unlike the VP
But what we see
Is that you can’t live without me
My face on the dollar bill
OB for the P this year you see
OB for P
Once again
Yeah, OB for the P this year you see